Maid Guilty

I should feel guilty. Taylor has always been a good friend and roommate, but when he started buying those 'Become a Player' hypnosis MP3s, I just couldn't help it. I wanted to prove how useless they were, so I replaced them with a maid slave program from some porn website. I figured we would both have a good laugh over it.
I haven't seen him take off the headphones in three months now. He has even picked up a saucy French accent. I should really stop things from going farther, but... the apartment has never been cleaner, and the things he can do with his tongue... mmm...